rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord

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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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ewwitsgeorge:

dragonpie:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
image

what the fuck did I just see

someone had a lot of time in there hands 

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pantslady:

aucolai:

pantslady:

skylersdailytunes:

White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes

All swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied ‘round their throats
To keep their little heads
From fallin’ in the snow

Is this Mumford & Sons?

No.

brimst0ne must be The Lumineers then

Go fuck urslef

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo (after discovering the flap in the front of his underpants): “It’s a secret passage…TO MY PENIS!”