basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via callmecastle)

toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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(Source: wannabe-belle, via jumpingintothefire)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(via jumpingintothefire)

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via jumpingintothefire)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*stops running* i…i.. *puts hands on knees* i can’t *panting* keep up with the kardashians

(via jumpingintothefire)

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

(via jumpingintothefire)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via jumpingintothefire)

pantslady:

diasporic-sadness:

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

OMG I SEE IT NOW!! SHIT

AHHH OKAY FINE OK